“Rise and shine! Rise and shine! Rise and shine!”, blares your alarm clock.
Feeling a bit more befuddled than usual you reach out to hit the snooze button.
But as you do so you realize that your hands feel somewhat awkward, somewhat heavy.
A bit alien.
Even before you start screaming, your mind has already realized what has happened.
The Dark Gods, in their mysterious ways, have provided you with a twisted blessing.
Tentacles or crab claws ? Your choice.